I don't think brook has ever known best
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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