Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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