the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So much rum. So many feels.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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