after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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