i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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