69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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