it's not cheating when I paid for it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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