what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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