some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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