There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
