5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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