My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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