Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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