Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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