But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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