Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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