so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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