Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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