I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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