I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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