So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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