I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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