Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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