is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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