I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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