Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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