I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Who died my cat blue again?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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