I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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