Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
