Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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