remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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