therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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