I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
