God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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