Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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