I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize