Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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