I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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