epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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