it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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