In the future we'll all be gay
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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