You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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