Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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