Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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