you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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