Are we in a gay sports bar?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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