I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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