she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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