Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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