We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
