i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
