sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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